Another of Sir’s demented E-mails, short and sweet – like Smarties.
A friend wrote and told him that she felt totally bereft since her youngest daughter also left home to venture into the big world of grownuppyness………..
Sent: 04 September 2012 05:28
Subject: RE: Bereft
Bereft? Now here is where I think English is a funny language – “bereft”; what the fuck kind of word is that? I’ll tell you what, in my small mind, a bereft is…….
BEREFT is, in reality, one of those farts you make and you are not quite sure if it had a “solid” companion – you know those Smartie sized turds that do sometimes accompany a fart…..
How to use “bereft” : “Fuck, I’m sure that was a bereft, where is the nearest toilet?”
Not lekker places to have a “bereft” include The Opera, or any public transport.
Why it’s cool to wear a skirt and no panties : A Bereft can happen, shoot straight to the floor, and you can totally deny ownership.
I wish I had better looking legs, I would wear a skirt more often just for the “bereft” issue….
Love and Kisses